Luckily, having just spent several days in Israel, I’m now in a position to correctly assess the massive influence of this sinister nation. Following is an account of my visit to the very heart of Jewness:
MONDAY
At Bangkok airport in Singapore, preparing to catch a connecting flight to Jerusalem, I am called aside - along with just about every other non-resident passenger - for special attention from agents of the great Zionist conspiracy. Questions are asked, passports closely examined, luggage inspected.
It could be airline El Al simply wishes to maintain its enviable security record flying into one of the world’s more troubled regions. Or it could be my first encounter with the sprawling, globe-encircling oppressor-beast that is today’s Israel.
Soon I find myself in a room far, far beneath the airport’s surface (well, one floor) being subject to advanced metal-detection. Certain items of clothing are removed, possibly for study and duplication by notorious Jewish fashion barons.
In the confusion of gathering various possessions my belt is lost. I blame Mossad. The Jews may not control the world, but for now they control the height of my trousers.
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