Clearly, Global Warming is a huge break for the Jews. That’s because now nuts in need of a common thread to tie together diverse misfortunes can blame Global Warming for all the world’s problems instead of the Elders of Zion!
Global Warming made the winter too warm and caused increased snowfall. It made the summer way too hot in one state and much too cool in another. Global Warming causes both storms and stagnant air. It causes desertification and flooding. It causes increased malaria while wiping out wetlands. And also it controls the banking system. Basically if there’s weather, it’s a horrible never-before-seen consequence of Global Warming.
This week, UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon, anxious to show the world that a UN Head can be wacky instead of just corrupt, wrote an editorial for the Washington Post in which he revealed that the genocide in Darfur is “in fact” actually a consequence of Global Warming.
In Darfur, radical Muslim militias have taken to slaughtering Christian and Pagan farmers for fun and profit. Since radical Muslims elsewhere in the world are generally a peaceful lot, Ban Ki Moon has wisely seen that it must be the weather setting them off. Allah Akbar, it’s hot! Let’s kill the infidels….
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=21208
